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RayF
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Jun 9, 2018
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Man oh man--I have seen some dumb-ass things in this category but this is a new high! Tomas, I don't know what you're smoke'n up there but it must be high-grade!
So somebody walks into your office and says: "You know how waring a fanny-pack can make you look a little dorky sometimes? Well we've got this new thing where you wear 'em cross-wise against your chest--pushes the dorky needle right up to "Totally Ridiculous." We see a big opportunity in the market for consumers looking to make the transition from the old, "a little dorky" tourist-look, into this new, "Totally Ridiculous" life-style/niche. And best of all: our focus group research suggests this particular demographic is willing to shell out around $60 retail, to facilitate the move from their fannies, to their chests."
And you said: "Hot-dog; sign me up!" didn't you? Of course you did, because you're a god-damn Visionary!
Okay look, I've gotta sure thing for a follow-up drop--this one's a killer: we buy a bunch of Taiwanese, tourist-grade fanny packs and hire some trendy look'n Millennial models to put 'em on top their heads, see? And then we have 'em fasten the waistband right under their chins, see? Kinda like a bike helmet see?!
And we call 'em...wait for it..."Hair Bags"! Get it? Can't you just see the ad campaign now?
"Hey, where'd I put my keys?" "Oh yeah, right here, on top of my head where I can never lose them--so handy too!"
Or better:
"Oh, I am so digging this jam through my IEMs, where's the volume knob so I can turn up my chill? Oh, it's up here, in my MD Hair Bag, where it's so convenient to reach (and man, am I getting the looks from the chicks today or what?!)"
So, what do say? You do all the work and I get two percent of the gross for the creative genius bit--do we have a deal?!
Jun 9, 2018
Oakbing
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Jun 11, 2018
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RayFxD I was looking around to see if there's anything new and I see this, HAHAHAHA
Jun 11, 2018
RayF
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Jun 11, 2018
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OakbingI know! How many dozen did you order?!! Lucky for me, I already have the right hat for this bag:
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Jun 11, 2018
Brett919
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Jun 11, 2018
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RayFThe head is an often overlooked part of the anatomy in regards to Everyday Carry.
Jun 11, 2018
RayF
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Brett919I agree; we can, and should do better!
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