WoogityHaha, man, I got a pretty good laugh reading that whole description.
It's a mousepad, yo.
> The surface features a red wine exterior, colored with pigment ink instead of dye ink to avoid the inconsistencies and bumps that bad dye jobs bring.
"It's red."
> You’ll never get dragged down at a quick turn or catch a surface bump, as the pad has been uniformly optimized across the entire surface area.
"It's flat"
> Moving to the middle, the Hien features single bubble rubber foam for a thin cushion that provides a little bounce back.
"It's some closed-cell polymer"
> "Down at the bottom, the specialized VE underbelly boasts a crosshatched texture surface that provides better grip against your desk."
"It has the same bottom as most mousepads."
lol
It's a mousepad, yo.
> The surface features a red wine exterior, colored with pigment ink instead of dye ink to avoid the inconsistencies and bumps that bad dye jobs bring.
"It's red."
> You’ll never get dragged down at a quick turn or catch a surface bump, as the pad has been uniformly optimized across the entire surface area.
"It's flat"
> Moving to the middle, the Hien features single bubble rubber foam for a thin cushion that provides a little bounce back.
"It's some closed-cell polymer"
> "Down at the bottom, the specialized VE underbelly boasts a crosshatched texture surface that provides better grip against your desk."
"It has the same bottom as most mousepads."