"cool buckle, did you get that at a mall kiosk? not sure why we have to be stealth on a boat but I'm glad you have that bag of weed on you for that buckle. You definitely don't smell like a weed dealer.... Oh, I'm not supposed to talk? just fawn over this guy? okay"
ihopeidieLOL. I don't know what's worse, the amount of money they probably paid the model for this or the fact that this guy is wearing his mom's jeans.