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Rambonobo
207
Jul 5, 2014
This product blows.
Seriously though, what the hell is the use case for a tactical whistle? I know... You're walking down the street in Victorian England, and a young scamp lifts your petticoat and pinches you on the bottom. Rather than shout yourself hoarse in an undignified and unladylike manner, you politely exclaim, "I say, that scamp pinched me bum!", and then you reach into your purse pull out your whistle and blow it, and the perfect pitch cuts through the hurley-burley of Industrial London!
Alternately, you could just pull out one of the hundreds of Kershaw knives that go on sale here, and stab the fucker.
Silverstrike
154
Jul 5, 2014
RambonoboAlternate plan seems perfect.