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Varholiaglimp
939
Jul 13, 2017
I used to have another backpack with a weep hole, but I felt too sorry for the thing to carry it around. Besides, it was inconvenient to have to wipe the weep hole every time I swore aloud. I won't even tell you what happened to the finish after I suggested that the backpack start mounting other people.
ChuckDee
1906
Jul 13, 2017
VarholiaglimpWhat is this comment? Just satire over the name or something?
Varholiaglimp
939
Jul 13, 2017
ChuckDeeI'm offering empirical observations about the usefulness of a specific feature, of course. Why? What's your comment about?
ChuckDee
1906
Jul 13, 2017
VarholiaglimpYou do know what a weep hole is, right? Doesn't seem like it if you're serious.
Varholiaglimp
939
Jul 13, 2017
ChuckDeeWhy, it's the duct of the eye in the underworld of the object, as it were: situated at the bottom of the backpack, as though the rubric of fabric consisted of crinkled eyelids and sclerae. An opening through which its rain-gathered sadness drains and dribbles, showering downward.
Personally, I'm tired of rejecting the poor things.
You've probably noticed that more than one level of tone can be expressed in a single paragraph or reply. In a film by Kubrick, for example, conversation that seems to be about one thing can imply another. That kind of conversation is said to have subtext.
Surrealists like Max Jacob take the dissonance between levels further, which can be fun.
ChuckDee
1906
Jul 14, 2017
VarholiaglimpSo a useless comment. Hope you had fun. Seeya!
Varholiaglimp
939
Jul 14, 2017
ChuckDee"Uselessness" in writing is generally defined as language that is devoid of information, wit, style or substance. Have fun not having fun!
ChuckDee
1906
Jul 14, 2017
VarholiaglimpMost who consider themselves witty delude themselves. I think you prove this statement true, at least in this case.
Varholiaglimp
939
Jul 18, 2017
ChuckDee You wrote: "Most who consider themselves witty delude themselves."
Then by your definition, some humorists must be humorless, since all attempt to be witty and "most" who make the attempt are not. By your logic, those who never attempt to be witty are the only reliable judges of wit, since "most" who make the attempt are incapable of judging the effect. Therefore those who never make the attempt are usually the best judges of the attempts of others.
Here’s one problem with that idea: Your example. The majority of your posts have shown you couldn’t follow what I’ve said, let alone assess the merits. Your subsequent posts have been riddled with contradictions (though your last post is better grammatically).
Based on the merits of your replies, how could you possibly be wit’s arbiter? Yet according to you, those failures are the reason you might be infallible.
In other words, you’re saying that those who attempt mastery of a given skill are less able to judge whether they’ve succeeded than those who have never even tried. Ergo a person who practices classical piano for eight hours a day is more likely to be worse judge of their own technique than a person who has no interest in classical music.
If you want to troubleshoot your pronouncements before posting them, I suggest you study The Reader over Your Shoulder, by Robert Graves and Alan Hodge. Once you read that book, you’ll be better able to bulletproof your prose. A few more questions and responses: 1. You've asserted repeatedly that my comments are "useless." But if they served no purpose, then your replies would be a waste of time, too, and could only prolong the effect you claim to find tiresome.
2. Since you appear to be more irked than bored, your involvement seems more personal than editorial.
3. Apparently, you want to have the last word on a thread you’ve said has no value. This suggests you're engaged in a battle rather than a dismissal of irrelevant content. The most effective way to make irrelevance fade is to ignore it, yet you've done the opposite. 4. Moderators at Massdrop have been unconcerned about members staying on topic since the site’s inception. They also don’t mind information-free jokes. So why is it important to you to enforce the rules in your head as if they had anything to do with the policies of this site?