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KA-BAR Tactical Spork (2-Pack)

KA-BAR Tactical Spork (2-Pack)

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These are supes totes tactical! Now, if they would only make them in a *stealth* tactical version. Gunmetal and camouflage to start with, but eventually, they'll need to expand into fashion colors, such as electric blue, neon green, and bubblegum pink.
Also, it'd be nice if they offered the chopsticks in a pointy version. Not only would that make them easy to use with Japanese cuisine, but it would also turn them into stealth weapons! I mean, sure, it's great that the spork is a stealth Kubotan, but we also need stealth eye gougers. (Can the points of the chopsticks come with built-in DNA samplers, too?)
With all the knives I buy via Massdrop alone, and carry everyday, I, a civilian, can’t even imagine needing tactical anything, let alone a ‘tactical’ spork. This is hysterical!!
Sorry but if I see someone using chopsticks camping in the US, and they are not an Asian tourist, well sorry you are a Urban Douche Bag skinny jean vegan logger.
You can buy one of these on Amazon Prime for $5.80. just FYI
Shame the knife is fully serated.
Come on I don't want chopsticks or else I would have joined .
$13.40 for a pair on Amazon, free shipping plus not forced to buy the chopsticks. Love MD, but not a good deal this time.
GeorgeMcGorge
Always check Amazon before joining!
$7 for chopsticks is ridiculous no matter what they're made of so NOT being able to join this drop without getting the chopsticks too ensured I will not join this drop.
P.S. Amazon has a tendency to break/damage things I order and not give a s*** about it so they don't get my business anymore. Yes, I can exchange them, and I have. After doing that multiple times for the same freakin' thing and then have them cancel my order because they can't get it right... Zero tolerance for stupid and lazy.
What is this? I'm confused.
Typhoon859
I'm not sure where your confusion lies. It's a pair of plastic sporks with plastic knives in the handles.
JimboJones
I don't know. Everything about it doesn't make sense. Its look, its size, whatever "tactical" means. Wtf is it for? XD
>tactical >spork >650+ sold
C'mon guys. C'mon!!
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FINALLY....something to go with my tactical coffee mug!!!!
https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/tactical-coffee-mug/
SlothMees
Wonder if I can carry that onto my next flight? I hate those damn paper cups they give us in the cheap seats!
RayF
I don't know about a flight, but it is definitely hard to just carry this in general, and forget about it sitting in the cup holder in your car or even between your legs for that matter. This best use is to just not. Makes a better book end then a mug.
Waiting to hear a stand-your-ground incident enacted with tactical chopsticks. Cue the knee-jerk and totally security theater laws including more bans on random features on knives. "That pocket clip makes the knife dangerous"
Dude! These are the *best* for eating your tactical vegan dehydrated quinoa-kale pouch! The knife will make quick work of the tofu you take with you backpacking, too. What's more, you can be a ninja at school or the office when you use the chopsticks to eat your cup ramen. It won't be regular ramen, it'll be TACTICAL ramen!
Now, when is Massdrop going to offer a tactical koozie (MOLLE-compatible in black or camouflage) for my tactical Slurpee?
Bayside_Father
If you are gonna bash vegans get it straight. That is tactical vegan dehydrated quinoa-kale-tempeh and gluten free. Because some special ops have celiac disease.
Calaverasgrande
*Bash* vegans? No, I'm *celebrating* vegans!
I have it on good authority that the knife works just as well on tempeh as it does on tofu.
TACTICAL spork? srsly?
Finally, a spork I can't even legally take on a plane. Brilliant product idea. I hope they're cranking them out at like 50 cents a piece so that only a few pay off the doubtless cases of these sitting in a warehouse collecting dust.
I only came here for the replies to the inevitable scathing and incredulous comments that there exists in the world such a thing as tactical cutlery.
I really want to know who buys this stuff and what is their motivation for purchasing an item that doubles both as a shovel for dehyds and a fearsome instrument of death.
Given that most of these comments originate in the US of A, where gun ownership is both easy and socially acceptable, if you really wish to kill someone just go out and by a freaking handgun.
wily-quixote
Same here and this thread has delivered.
These are cheaper on Amazon!!! You can get a 4 pack for $23.93 or a 2 pack for $13.47
Sabercoug
Way cheaper on Amazon.
How come I cant seem to order it without choosing the add-on chopsticks?
idivad
Same here. I'll order the sporks when I can choose to not get the chopsticks.
Praise be unto this day, when my joke from grade school became reality
These are actually great, the knife works great for cutting steak.
However, they are $3-4 cheaper on Amazon with free next day shipping. WTF MD. #fail.
I’ve finally figured out what tactical means.
It means it’s black and has super aggressive knurling on the grip. And maybe has something pokey or that can otherwise be used as a weapon, in case of a surprise attack.
That said, the only tactical kitchen utensil or appliance I can think of needing is one of those egg toppers. You know, the tool that cuts the top off of soft boiled eggs so you can dip your fingers of field toast into the creamy, yolky goodness when under fire.
When are we going to see the tactical egg toppers drop here?
Would be perfect if bundled with the set of tactical titanium egg cups.
K.T.N
It's even more tactical if it has a car window glass breaker, hidden knife, secret compartment for handcuff key, optional thumb drive, and fire starter.
All humor aside (below), the EDC & Camping community have appropriated this word “Tactical“ so that it now holds no meaning. As soon as I see that word in a listing I instantly can‘t take it seriously.
If you are a company with military contracts to sell equipment that will be used by the armed forces, then fine, call it “tactical“. But if you are selling to the civilian public, you have no business calling it “tactical”.
All right, let the jokes resume. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Baaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂
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$13.47 ON AMAZON PRIME, How is this a deal Massdrop??? https://amzn.to/2Ff9wb3
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Elfein7Night
hmm.
Still only $13.47 at Amazon.
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eBay sellers are renowned for their reasonable international shipping costs. Second only to their customer service.
Notsurewhyibother
there are hundreds of this particular item on eBay with free international shipping. Since your name is “notsurewhyibother” I’m sure there’s no reason in trying to talk to you.
Okay. No matter what, sporks can't be fucking tactical. Can we please draw the line before we get to spork.
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I had to look. Now I know what that weird device the SF guys we’re carrying on my last deployment. presumably to subdue enemy guard dogs.
wily-quixote
presumably they were the camo version....
The spoon/fork part is to small. Almost as if it were to be sized for a baby.
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Thank you for a good chuckle, not least of all because of the not-so-small grain of truth in your gag.
You can buy babies where you live? None of the stores around here carry 'em anymore (not that I'm look'n, mind you--I have enough trouble what with a dog, a cat and girlfriend--some are house-broke, but not all of 'em).
Massdrop feels like an overpriced Wish more and more as every day passes.
G3RG
You forget the “Mass” in Massdrop stands for Mass-hypnosis (you’re getting sleepy, sleepy...)
I actually don’t mind stuff like this for camping or the office. It’s ridiculous to call it tactical, and these can be had a lot cheaper elsewhere.