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Juicing is the way of the future. It makes consuming a wide range of healthy fruits and veggies far quicker, more convenient, and easier to digest Read More
bosozokuYou mean made in China like the computer you're typing on and the TV you watch in the living room?
No! These are made in Switzerland, crafted entirely by hand mind you, by an elite group of retired Ninja-class watchmakers who train for eleven years before Kenwood allows them to enter their secret workshop, high in the Alps. Each machine takes 14 months to assemble and must past 1,327 individual quality control inspections before they are individually wrapped in silk and delivered by special currier to MD's distribution center in New Jersey. MD is only allotted eight of these machines per year, so this may be your only chance to order one. Act now and we'll include at no additional charge, a free set of Ginsu Knives--they're sharp enough to cut through a beer can and though enough to cut a nail! Hurry, quantities are limited--operators are standing by!
Who's up for a six-dollar glass of juice?
I mention this because I purchased a very nice juicer a few years back and it worked very well (still does), but the rub is that it takes an astonishingly huge amount of fruit to end up with a single, large glass of juice.
And when you're through with that glass, you've got to clean the machine out (all that stuff that wasn't juice, is in there somewhere--and you've got to get it all cleaned out). It's at that point when it suddenly dawns on you--if you hadn't juiced all that fruit, most of what you're tossing out now would have been eaten! And wasn't that the whole point about eating fresh fruit and vegetables?
Yes it was, only now you shoving all that nutrition down your garbage disposer and you're out the hundred bucks you spent on the juicer, aren't you?