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StitchpunkNZ
53
Dec 29, 2017
Personally I’d suggest learning to knit instead. That way you have TWO pointy sticks on you at all times! And you can even get carbon fibre knitting needles 😸
warchyld67
Dec 29, 2017
StitchpunkNZbut can you tactically knit 1 pearl 2 under attack? THAT'S the question!
StitchpunkNZ
53
Dec 29, 2017
warchyld67reckon I could K1, p2, k2tog, yo, k1 etc etc. And while wearing my “knit 1, f*** you” t-shirt too. I’d be annoyed if I got blood on my knitting though.
warchyld67
Dec 29, 2017
StitchpunkNZwell ,use blood red yarn... or white and then it will dye it. i mean com'on gotta improvise in the field.
BlueCrowned
5305
Dec 31, 2017
warchyld67Knit 1 perl 2 with the attacker's entrails perhaps