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Hatuletoh
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Oct 20, 2018
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So I stumble into...some store...I dunno the goddamn name; its too goddamn bright in here though, I'll tell you that much...and the lovely saleswoman sees an easy mark, and chats me up about all the cool symbolic meaning this pen has. And in that moment it isnt just an overgrown yellow plastic Bic, clad in $5 worth of silver. It's a luxury indulgence for an inta-mah-lekshuulll gen'elmun like myself; I must have it because I hate everyone and myself, and this pen is perfect because its ugly but I unner-stan WHY iss ugly, and yet too stoopid ta unner-stan...look, the pen has a book...I like books when I can seen stuff but not now...
So if incredibly drunk and self-loathing, I could see myself buying this pen. But ironically, the state of delirium required would mean I would have no memory of doing so within a few hrs. This is how I came to own a $400 pair of sunglasses, and a $250 tie clasp (not on the same trip).