Oakley Straightlink Sunglasses

Name: Oakley Straightlink Sunglasses
Brand: Oakley
SKU: oakley-9331-ph

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For a pair of sunglasses that look great and fit securely, grab the Oakley Straightlink shades. The glossy black wraparound frame is made of stress-resistant O Matter, with rubber earpieces and nose pads that provide a no-slip grip in the face of sweat and rain Read More

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Jul 9, 2018

Ah hell, really? I was wearing a pair of these a few min ago when I recorded my rambling, anti-capitalist, anti-human extreme leftist environmental terrorism video. I didn't realize these were politically distinct sunglasses although I probably should have. I mean, what seemingly innocuous inanimate thing ISN'T a political statement these days?
But now I'm really in a bind because obviously I can't post that video I just shot, and I really need to be wearing sunglasses when I record something that will be public, but those Oakley's were the only pair I brought up this damn tree. And now I cant come down, obviously, since that's the whole point of a live-in-the-tree protest. Maybe I can have Stormy and Pax send me up a different pair when they come tomorrow to stock me up on vegan Spam and empty my bucket full of..um...formerly vegan Spam. What are some good leftist sunglasses? Mao Wow Shades? Utilitari-Brand Light-Reducing Darkened Eyeglasses? Obamastyle Secretly Socialist Sunblockers (made in Kenya)?