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stevefury68
155
Nov 7, 2017
Why is everything these days have to be fucking tactical. So sick of it. Just ridiculous and overused to hawk useless stuff to morons. BECAUSE IT'S TACTICAL THAT'S WHY!!! Well sign me UP! I wonder if it's the paracord that makes it tactical. So glad to see a lot of other people on this discussion so disgusted with why everything on Massdrop has to be TACTICAL. Knock it off Massdrop, it's irritating and insults the intelligence of anyone over 10.
Now on the the product. I only use Arkansas stones on all of my knives. I have three 10" stones and since Arkansas stones are natural and not man made there isn't a grit per se for them. It's more of a rough, medium and hard/smooth designation. If you are trying to sharpen a dull knife it is going to take FOREVER on a hard/smooth Black Arkansas stone. Theses stones are the last step after you have replaced your dull edge with the other two stones. If you know what you are doing you can get surgical sharp knives with a Black Arkansas but it shouldn't be your starting point. If you already have a decent edge then yeah I suppose it it's an alright deal. Being originally from Hot Springs, Arkansas myself where quarries are close to, I just went to the source and and got my three 10" stones for around $150 if I remember right. Hall's and Dan's are the two biggest that produce their stones in house. Hall's are a little more affordable especially if they are having a sale and for my money are working fine.
Detex
537
Nov 7, 2017
stevefury68hahahaha. TACTICAL!!! I seriously came here to say the same thing! It is insane. Scary part is most of the people that think this is "tactical" probably have never even sharpened their own "tactical" knives. Ranks up there with the EDC trend. I didn't know tops, spinners and the like were an EDC need.
48thRonin
89
Nov 7, 2017
stevefury68Nobody better even think of infringing on my (patent applied for and Trade Marked) Tactical Toilet Tissue, or T3. Of course, it's flat black so you don't give away your position in the dark during those "sensitive" moments.... it's IR masking, so OPFOR with thermal vision can't find your most recent location from your...um, droppings.
And best of all, it's cost efficient! Being flat black on both sides, you can use one side, turn it over, and use the other!
We are working on a proprietary Scent-Lok (Trade Marked) embedding so that your last meal of treasured, vintage, collectible C-RATS ham and motherf***ers don't signal your position with your olfactory off gassing for clicks downwind! We have found a way to micro encapsulate the proprietary material so you no longer get that "kitty litter glued to 400 grit" tactile experience! For those of you into Tactical Manscaping, we will continue to offer our original formula so you can remove all unwanted hair from the Area of Operations along with exfoliating at least one layer of skin per pass, guaranteed!
We are also near to completion on our (Patent Applied for, Trade Marked) Tactical Sphincter Suppressor (TSS), so for those of you who are a bit.... um, noisy while answering nature's call won't compromise those "go silent" ops by ripping a loud one that can be heard for over two clicks!
Bookmark our Kickstarter page and follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube (instructional videos) and the Russian Troll Farm channel!
stevefury68
155
Nov 7, 2017
48thRoninI am literally crying tears of laughter. SO fucking funny. Can't wait to get some, I'm sure Massdrop will be all over it. You sir are simply fantastic and you made my day!
48thRonin
89
Nov 7, 2017
stevefury68Use of this product is limited to holders of a current DoD Secret clearance or higher. Beware fake counterfeit copies that do not perform as well as the original T3! How do you spot a counterfeit? Most appear to be commercial, OTC toilet tissue colored with a black Sharpie or similar marker. If, during use, your sphincter area turns a flat black color, be assured that you are not using the original T3!
stevefury68
155
Nov 7, 2017
48thRoninHow can I tell if my own sphincter is turning flat black? Perhaps a tactical Sphincter Observation System (SOS) or Save Our Sphincters. Any chance you're already doing the R&D on this?
Detex
537
Nov 7, 2017
48thRonin
89
Nov 7, 2017
stevefury68Real, go-fast operators have no problem taking a hasty "rice paddy prone" (squatting for all of you non-operators) position and placing their head near or up the AO -
(Kids, don't try this at home! It will just confirm what your parents have been trying to tell you for years - that you have cranial / anal inversion!)
48thRonin
89
Nov 7, 2017
DetexI have not been trained or rated on this platform. I would very likely hurt myself and / or others in the immediate AO -
Detex
537
Nov 8, 2017
48thRoninwell this whole thing got weird fast.
48thRonin
89
Nov 9, 2017
DetexYeah, some of us just go all BSC to the 10th when an everyday object is packed with a black sheath, black paracord, and labeled, "tactical". I wish I could program an HTML editor / translator that would automatically scan web pages for the "t" word and replace it with "loser".
Detex
537
Nov 9, 2017
48thRoninI have an extension in Chrome that turns ever instance of "millennials" to read as "snake people." So there's that.
Kavik
5531
Apr 16, 2018
48thRoninI reaaaallllly wish you would unlock your posts in your profile so I could read more from you when I'm bored at work lol