Swagtron Electric Unicycle

Thank you, laughed so hard in the office right now!

I still insist that the only definition of swag is the free stuff you get at trade shows, where companies are throwing cheap branded crap at you in an effort to make an impression on your memory.

Jokes aside (and there be plenty, it really is a name that means "Pretentious Youth" in America), I was considering getting an Electronic Unicycle (EUC) for fun and the 3.5 mile commute to work. Taking a full, big, heavy car seems wasteful for most of my transport needs; after four years and yearly road trips from Pennsylvania to Missouri and South Carolina, I've only put 20,600 miles on my car. I can't get an electric car because I live in an apartment with no place to charge, but I could bring a unicycle inside. I could ride a regular bike to the mall, but there's nowhere to secure the bike. I did a few weeks of research, watched reviews and people having fun on YouTube, and I think a Ninebot C or E model would be the best choice for me. Just got some money too, so if a good model went on sale, I'd be pretty tempted!