In all seriousness though just get some doll house miniature stuff and glue specifically made for plastics like abs or pbt. Just match the blank cap to whatever little baubles you find. Apparently that's all it takes to be an "artisan".
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/dollhouse-refrigerator give me a minute on alibaba and I'll find some real deals. For $10 more I'll heat a needle with a propane blowtorch and achieve a plastic on plastic bond. Kind of like ghetto welding.