NonKonnektionThis sir, is the kind of thing - along with spinny tops and fidget toys - that you can sell to fully developed adult men in 2017 thanks in large part to the EDC Arms Race, or simply EAR. What EAR mandates is that at any point, a man should be able dump out the 70 or 80 items he's carrying and find that it's superior - either by way of sheer volume or in expense in the case of two EAR vets - than another man, who will then slink away in shame. By this rationale, anything made from titanium becomes almost irresistible, even if it's extraneous by its very design.
Before anyone gears up with all their titanium items and sets out to get tactically sassy, please understand, sadly I must admit that I too am an EAR veteran. We lost a lot of otherwise sensible men out there.