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Sitwon
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Titanium Toothpick: A) Because wooden ones are way too heavy. B) Because why use disposable sticks of wood when you can pay 10,000 times more for a stick of metal that you'll probably lose. C) Because using a silver one would turn your mouth green. D) Because picking your teeth with a diamond-encrusted platinum needle would be too obvious.
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