Titanium Toothpick:
A) Because wooden ones are way too heavy.
B) Because why use disposable sticks of wood when you can pay 10,000 times more for a stick of metal that you'll probably lose.
C) Because using a silver one would turn your mouth green.
D) Because picking your teeth with a diamond-encrusted platinum needle would be too obvious.
(Vote for your favorite or suggest your own.)
(Vote for your favorite or suggest your own.)