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Made of heavy-duty, weatherproof waxed cotton canvas, the Legendary Forest Ape Shacket performs like a jacket, but has the easygoing appearance of a shirt. Lined with a wool flannel yoke and 88 grams of Polartec Alpha Insulation, it’ll keep you just the right temperature when hiking the woods—whether you’re looking for Bigfoot or not Read More
XplantXpatSpeak English laddy! What the hell kind of word is "Jorts?"
You think you can just make up a damn language as you go along? Hell no you can't! We already have a language and it works perfectly well without nay damn "Jorts" in it!
No, laddy! I mean SHORTS! Like Bermuda shorts or Walking shorts, but not like damn Tennis shorts or Gym shorts! I mean a pair of shorts made out of the same fabric as this Legendary Forest Ape Schacket--the kind of shorts a real manly lumberjack would wear whilst he's hack'n doon a mighty Sequoia tree with his bare hands! And he sure as hell wouldn't be wear'n no damn sissy Jorts, neither! I can tell you that, laddy-boy!