XplantXpatSpeak English laddy! What the hell kind of word is "Jorts?"
You think you can just make up a damn language as you go along? Hell no you can't! We already have a language and it works perfectly well without nay damn "Jorts" in it!
No, laddy! I mean SHORTS! Like Bermuda shorts or Walking shorts, but not like damn Tennis shorts or Gym shorts! I mean a pair of shorts made out of the same fabric as this Legendary Forest Ape Schacket--the kind of shorts a real manly lumberjack would wear whilst he's hack'n doon a mighty Sequoia tree with his bare hands! And he sure as hell wouldn't be wear'n no damn sissy Jorts, neither! I can tell you that, laddy-boy!