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GuyInPittsburgh
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Jul 8, 2018
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Massdrop neglected to mention the tactical aspect of these chopsticks. It's happened to all of us at least once.... you are minding your own business eating shrimp lo mein when suddenly one of the shrimp that was mistaken for dead on your plate attacks you. It's literally going to be a fight to the death and with the shrimp in full-on fight mode he proves to be a worthy adversary to the average diner. Armed wth your tactical titanium chopsticks the choice of how to take out the shrimp for good rests solely with you. A cymbal crash like strike or a quick thrusting stab to the aggressive crustacean with your Kizer Cutlery and it's game over almost as quickly as it began. Don't be caught unprepared; the next time it might be an innocent looking pu pu platter that suddenly causes your life to flash before your eyes.
djpr
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Oct 11, 2018
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GuyInPittsburghDon't forget that you can also use them as an emergency nail peg for your tent.
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