I wasn't poking fun at you originally. I was just repeating a rule known as the "quality triangle" because it's an amusing observation that pops its head up time and time again. And we saw it again here.
If you're going to take exception to that, I get to have a few words at your expense. It says so... somewhere.
If it's that important to you, don't buy it here. Most of us know exactly what we're getting into and you'll see a lot of comments that say, "I want this, but the wait isn't worth the savings."
I got a DXRacer chair earlier this year. I paid normal price for it because I needed it next week. I've picked a lot of stuff on my secondary list of things I could use for work here and saved quite a bit of cash too. The wait for these mats was nothing unusual.
You're barking up the wrong tree kemosabe. I'm not trying to understand and I'm not trying to tell you you're wrong either. I'm just some wise ass crackin a funny.