Kenwood JE850 Excel Juicer

You mean made in China like the computer you're typing on and the TV you watch in the living room? No! These are made in Switzerland, crafted entirely by hand mind you, by an elite group of retired Ninja-class watchmakers who train for eleven years before Kenwood allows them to enter their secret workshop, high in the Alps. Each machine takes 14 months to assemble and must past 1,327 individual quality control inspections before they are individually wrapped in silk and delivered by special currier to MD's distribution center in New Jersey. MD is only allotted eight of these machines per year, so this may be your only chance to order one. Act now and we'll include at no additional charge, a free set of Ginsu Knives--they're sharp enough to cut through a beer can and though enough to cut a nail! Hurry, quantities are limited--operators are standing by!