Mantis Knives Tactical Spike Axe

I have to say, my favourite thing to laugh at these days is the "tactical pen". Honestly...if someone can kill you with a pen...they're probably gonna be able to do it with a bic. Also...if its so that it can write anywhere...there's this fandangly invention called a graphite pencil. This i get though. Its not meant for woodchopping, brush clearing or the like. Its for caving someone's head in.